They’re some real potty poopers.
As if toilet bowls weren’t already full of crap, artsy-fartsy Gen Zs have found a new way to further funk up the porcelain pot with pretty petals made specifically for stylish stools.
“So, pooping is aesthetic now,” announced an X user in a trending tweet, featuring footage of a TikTok tastemaker tricking out her toilet with colorful gel stamps which retail for under $20.?
“Awh yeah I’d poop all over those!!!!!!!,” chimed a commenter beneath visuals of the cutesy commode, which washed up over 36 million views, echoing the sentiments of bathroom beautifiers across the internet.
Festooning the facilities with adhesive, flower-shaped discs is fast becoming all the rage amongst twenty-somethings with penchants towards glamorizing every aspect of their lives — including going No. 1 and No. 2.
Digital devotees of “#ToiletTok,” a niche corner of cyberspace that boasts over 25.1 million posts, regularly share top tips and tricks for cleaning and curating the can to perfection.
Leveling up one’s lavatory is the latest movement in loopy homemaking, trailing the recent “fridgescaping” fad. The outré trend encourages fashionistas to fancy up their refrigerators with flowers, framed pictures and a few thoughtfully place groceries for social media’s approval.
Both kooky crazes come on the heels of “airport tray atheistic” mania, which sees sky-travelers neatly unpack their personal belongings into TSA bins and snap Instagram-worthy pics before boarding a flight.
It’s no wonder Zoomers are always catching a bum wrap.
And now, thanks to their toilet stamps obsession, it’s getting even more foul.
Twenty-somethings of the pretty potty persuasion are praising the fragrant, floral stick-ons — offered for around $16 by big name brands like Lysol and Scrubbing Bubbles, as well as less known vendors on TikTok shop — for their many benefits.
Sarah, a self-proclaimed “millennial mama” of three boys, said the clinging pads give her brood “a place to aim” when they’re using the John.
“You just use the applicator,” she explained, while applying the patches to the interior of her toilet. “And they’re supposed to help prevent odors.”
Briaunna, a content creator who’s also concerned about smells, too, says the sticky little scented saviors have come in handy during disasters.
“When you have explosive diarrhea but also have people coming over,” she penned in the closed captions of a TikTok testimonial.
“These stamps will have your whole bathroom smelling good for 2 weeks.”