I had a threesome with a bisexual woman and my dead husband’s ghost — he finally got his happy ending
He’s her boo.
A UK widow brought new meaning to being with someone in spirit after allegedly having a threesome with a woman and the ghost of her dead husband.
“I don’t believe in a literal afterlife, but I felt his presence as we?had?sex,” Nicky Wake, 53, told Jam Press while describing her alleged postmortem ménage à trois.
The Manchester resident, who identifies as bisexual, claimed her husband, Andy, had dreamt about having a threesome — something she had secretly fantasized about as well.
“I used to joke that I’d treat him to it for his 60th birthday,” she said.
However, it wasn’t until her hubby’s untimely death from COVID in 2020 that she was able to make this dream come true by linking up with a woman who had the hots for her late hubby.
They reportedly made whoopee in Andy’s honor — and claimed his spirit was there like a salacious version of the supernatural romance flick “Ghost.”
The Brit claimed they’d nearly had a third-party fling while he was alive on several occasions, including with an American couple they met on a nude beach.
They then mulled having another randy triple-header at a New Year’s party, but refrained from pulling the trigger.
“If we were going to go for it, I assumed we’d either use a specialist dating site or perhaps hire an escort,” said Wake. “I was always a little hesitant about introducing a third person into what was a deeply loving and fulfilling relationship, but as a one-off for a special occasion, it felt like it could be fun and memorable for both of us.”
Unfortunately, the widow never got the chance as her other half contracted COVID, which caused him to suffer severe complications.
“Andy then suffered a series of catastrophic heart attacks that led to a severe brain injury, leaving him with no capacity,” lamented Wake.
Her paramour passed away in 2020 at a care home at the age of 54.
This destroyed Wake, who feared she’d never be able to replace what they had. “Before Andy became ill, we had a passionate and satisfying sex life,” said the bereaved woman. “I couldn’t imagine never feeling that again.”
Nonetheless, Wake reentered the dating pool at the age of 49, listing herself as bisexual on romance sites as she’d dated women in the past and “wasn’t ready to be intimate with another man.”
“Andy had been the only one for 20 years,” she reasoned. “It felt less intimidating to connect with a woman.”
Despite feeling “nervous” and “out of practice” due to her newly widowed status, Wake got lucky and met an “incredibly kind” woman on one of the romance sites.
After an initial date, the two went back to Wake’s place and carried out their so-called phantom rendevous.
“She thanked me for being open and told me she’d be honored to help me feel something other than grief,” said Wake. “She also reassured me that Andy would want me to rediscover?my?sexuality.”
When they moved to the bedroom, the unnamed woman noticed Andy’s picture and commented on how “beautiful” it was and how she would “have happily slept with you both” if he were alive today.
During the romp, Wake said she felt the widowermaker’s “presence” and said that he’d absolutely support her getting back in the sack with a woman.
In other words, the other woman allowed him to love vicariously through her — whether or not she really carnally communed with the dead.
“I could almost hear him say, ‘You deserve joy. Just don’t forget me,'” recounted Wake. “I never will. He was my soulmate.”
The reborn Brit claims she now identifies as polyamorous and has multiple ongoing relationships — although she hasn’t specified if her late hubby has made a postmortem cameo in any of her flings.
Inspired by her saga, Wake created a website called “Widow’s Fire” that allows widows and widowers to keep that spark alive after losing a spouse.
“No matter when you lost your partner, our main focus is love and lust after loss,” it reads.
Wake said she ultimately hopes that her experience teaches people to “be open about your situation and your desires.”
