This teenage turtles sequel was cowa-bungled

Sara Stewart
Thu, 02 Jun 2016 16:39:22 -0400

Too bad about the Ninja Turtles. In theory, these irreverent pizza-scarfers, who originated in a 1980s comic book, could have been the kiddie answer to “Deadpool.” They’re snarky teenagers, after all; they speak in surfer lingo and live in a tricked-out New York sewer with a Zen master rat. But this unambitious Michael Bay-produced version...