Tedious ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ was cowabungled

Kyle Smith
Thu, 07 Aug 2014 13:02:35 -0400

They’ve been around so long that they’re now the Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles, and their ’80s vibe — cowabunga, dude! — is so strong that I kept expecting a cameo by Huey Lewis or Max Headroom. But the reason the second big-screen relaunch of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” in just the last seven years is...