This makes driving while texting seem positively safe.
Florida police arrested a woman who wrecked her car trying to shave her bikini area as she drove.
“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready,” said Trooper Gary Dunick.
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A Texas festival celebrating all things Australian was canceled after folks from Down Under got angry that a kangaroo was going to box a human clown.
The festival had been sponsored by Kraft Foods — which makes Vegemite, the popular Aussie spread — and Kraft apologized, “particularly to the people of Australia.”
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Talk about tough.
An 83-year-old English World War II vet just discovered he has had a German bullet lodged in his hip for 66 years when he went to his doctor to be treated for arthritis.
Fred Gough said he barely remembers even being shot.
“All I can remember is getting this thump in my thigh, but it didn’t even knock me off my feet or anything,” he said.
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Apparently, sex addiction has its limitations.
A womanizing tattoo artist was forced to move out of his British town after he realized he’d slept with every gal there.
Danny James, 27, of Lytham St. Annes, said he decided to seek help after he had been forced to spend hundreds of dollars taking cabs to travel further afield to find women.
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What a high-powered jerk!
A Chinese acrobat knocked out power to an entire city when he performed a high-wire act on power cables.
Xiang Jun, 26, decided to do the high-voltage performance after losing his job and getting hammered.
After he came down he was taken to a hospital and treated for depression.