What a clown! Mayor de Blasio hinted at a press conference that he may try stand-up comedy next. “Did you here the one about the mayor who put a well-oiled machine in reverse, stepped on the gas and eight years later left the city in shambles?” HAHAHA!!! … more laughs.
Comedian Bill Cosby will be cracking jokes from home after being released from prison. Think the two Bills are funny enough to reinvent themselves? #MeToo.
Nothing funny going on here either, right Brian Cashman? “We suck right now.” Absolutely.
So we’re shuffling back to Buffalo where the Blue Jays won for us Tuesday. Seattle’s Yusei Kikuchi (5-3, 3.34 ERA) and Toronto’s Hyun-Jin Ryu (7-4, 3.41 ERA) have both won two in a row. Kikuchi allowed two runs over 12 ?/? innings. Ryu surrendered five runs over 14 innings. Backing the Jays again for 20 units.
Man the Snakes really bite. Cards dealt the D’backs a 7-4 loss. St. Louis’ Kwang Hyun Kim gave up one run and knocked in two. Down -1,365 jellopuddingpops.