Call him (or her) a vague petty panty perv.
Someone who keeps leaving pairs of pantyhose next to a school-bus stop in Milford, Mass., has cops puzzled.
While parents are up in arms, police say the only crime committed by this pantyhose put-down person is littering.
Where’s the crime in this?
A model in Peru faces up to four years in jail for being photographed sitting naked on the nation’s flag, fashioned into a saddle and placed atop a horse.
Outraged patriots demand that Leysi Suarez be punished. She insists she hasn’t committed a crime.
“I love Peru and show it with my body and soul,” she said.
If you’re betting on this, you know you have a gambling problem.
English betting house Paddy Power has set up a Web site with a live view of 10 eggs in an incubator and is taking wagers on which one will hatch first.
Bettors “simply put their money down and let nature take its course,” a company spokesman said.
Oh, the humanity!
Chinese scientists are appalled at a new fad among girls – wearing live fish encased in sealed plastic containers.
Vendors claim the fish can survive three months in the little box, which contains food and – surprise! – water, but experts say it’s cruel and should be banned.
Somebody had to step in.
A New Zealand judge made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so he could legally change her name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
“The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment that this child’s parents have shown,” the jurist said.